arrested by the black leather cop
April 8, 2014 at 3:47 pm | Posted in musings, new music, no audience underground | 1 CommentTags: black leather cop, joe murray, mainstream versus underground, matching head, new music, no audience underground, noise, posset, scott mckeating, tapes
Black Leather Cop – BLC (tape, Matching Head, MH 201)
Is there such a thing as conflict of interest here in the no-audience underground? Is there anything unwholesome or unethical in praising work, or releasing CD-rs, or promoting gigs by our friends and colleagues? Should, for example, anyone get snarky about one third of Radio Free Midwich recommending a tape by the other two thirds? Should you take my judgement on such matters with a pinch of salt?
For the record, the answers are: no, no, no and no. I thought there might be some mileage in a discussion of these issues but the more I think about it the more ludicrous the notion seems. This is for three reasons.
Firstly, ours is a small, self-supporting scene. There are no mainstream channels to disseminate news and opinion about these things. What we have is a network of protagonists linked by a shared fringe interest, friendships forged face to face at gigs, webs of social media and nodes like this blog. We have to blow our own discordant trumpet because there is no-one else to do it for us.
Secondly, there is no money involved. Promoting a gig for a friend where you know in advance the best you’ll be able to offer is some taxi fare and cost-price drinks is hardly on a par with awarding a lucrative PFI contract to a company owned by your brother. The circulation of goodwill is what keeps the scene in rude health, not financial reward.
Thirdly, and closely linked to the above, is the centrality of integrity. In the absence of corrupting factors like money (or fame or any other non-artistic concerns) we are liberated to do what we want simply because we want to do it. We all have the responsibilities that come with being adults in a profoundly compromised world but, gloriously, in our creative endeavour we are free. With that comes an understandable suspicion of being told what to like and if anyone dare do so then their opinion better be unimpeachable. It is in no-one’s interest to puff or hype – to be honest I’m not even sure it is possible here.
So… five paragraphs of self-serving preamble in order to justify the following sentence: that tape BLC by Black Leather Cop is well good, innit?
Yes, this exercise in unfathomable oddity is the work of doomphonics duo Scott McKeating (Bells Hill Records) and Joe Murray (Posset, Chump Tapes) best known around these parts as RFM’s staff writers. I’m not sure how it is constructed but their working method appears akin to Scott fast-bowling a variety of exotic soft-boiled vegetables at Joe who is standing at the other end of a cricket net with a giant metal colander. Joe takes a joyful swipe at each and, after an hour of sweaty practice, they shake hands and the mess on the wall behind him is presented as the artwork.
I jest, of course – but only a bit. Dressed, as it is, in the standard livery of Matching Head – black and white photo cover, typewritten text – you might expect a Geordie racket and, on first listen, that is what you get. However, repeats reveal an unsettling level of darkly comic strangeness. Ear-straining near-silence suddenly collapses into passages of total scree which are in turn given a seasick feel by being relayed through an array of dictaphones with fading batteries (the added queasiness revealing just how soothing and comfortable most ordinary, supposedly ‘harsh’ noise actually is).
I really like this – and my opinion is wholly trustworthy.
stop the press! introducing the new staffers at radiofreemidwich
April 27, 2013 at 9:32 am | Posted in blog info | Leave a commentTags: bells hill, bells hill digital, black leather cop, joe murray, posset, scott mckeating, the quietus
Radio Free Midwich is delighted to announce the arrival of two new members of staff.
Yes, currently sharpening their pencils are cub reporters Scott McKeating and Joe Murray. You’ll know the former as the head-honcho of the critically-acclaimed (by me) micro-label Bells Hill and perhaps for his excellent column documenting the outer limits which illuminated The Quietus. You’ll know the latter as dictaphonic explorer Posset and perhaps for his epic end-of-year round-ups in which tens of thousands of words pickling the year’s musical highlights are emailed to a select elite and then hidden from the general public by being posted on myspace. You’ll know both as the indescribable doomphonics duo Black Leather Cop. What I’m saying is that their credentials are impeccable. They are even both based in the North East. Perfect.
Some may mourn the passing of the ‘single voice’ era here at RFM but I’d like to reassure my dear readers that the carefully honed aesthetic of this blog is just being augmented, not replaced. Despite being able to complete a surprising amount of blogging in these post-Thomas-the-Baby times (see opening paragraph of previous post), a hand with the heavy lifting will be much appreciated. Guest posting was trialled at Christmas with reviews from Joe and then again a couple of weeks ago with Pascal’s account of the Crater Lake Festival and both experiments proved a success.
Having the three of us posting will keep the tempo up and allow us to map some new contours. I trust you’ll come to appreciate our differing tastes and styles. Look out for Scott’s account of a returning guitar hero, now self-releasing analogue electronics, Joe writhing in appreciation of Winebox Press and pieces I have planned on Yol, Half an Abortion, The Piss Superstition and new stuff on Striate Cortex. I may even have time to muse up some no-audience underground theory as well, if you are very lucky. Much joy to come.
rfm attends to recent downloads: ap martlet and black leather cop
October 24, 2012 at 3:40 pm | Posted in new music, no audience underground | Leave a commentTags: ap martlet, bells hill, black leather cop, dave thomas, drone, electronica, grindcore karaoke, hagman, improv, joe murray, mp3, new music, no audience underground, noise, posset, scott mckeating
ap martlet – Flags (download)
Black Leather Cop – Kindaguy (Grindcore Karaoke, GK#271, download)
A new track from ap martlet is a thing to be savoured and celebrated. Dave Thomas – 50% of Hagman, constructor of home-made musical apparatus, family man – makes his work available by unobtrusively placing it on Soundcloud, coughing politely on facebook, then standing back, job done. Flags validates, yet again, his meticulous working methods and ruthlessly discerning quality control. Really, this is essential listening and that it can be downloaded for free two clicks from here is a life-affirming thought.
The piece is about fifteen minutes long and this is what it sounds like. Imagine electricity was sold in tins. Levering off the lid would reveal a neon blue syrup which would need to be scooped out into a saucepan and gently heated before it could be poured into your appliances. Now imagine being distracted whist warming your electricity by something you see outside through the kitchen window. A gloriously fluid flying ‘V’ of migrating geese, say, or a squirrel bounding triumphantly across the back yard holding an entire slice of burnt toast between its clenched teeth. During this moment the unwatched electricity boils over the side of the pan and sizzles on the surface of the hob. An audio description of this whole process is offered by Flags.
Kindaguy by Black Leather Cop is a very different fish. This is a collaboration between Scott McKeating of the mighty Bells Hill and Joe Posset: maestro of the dictaphone and RFM’s North East correspondent. It has been released by the magnificently named Grindcore Karaoke (“tonight Matthew I’m going to be… Carcass!”) and is freely downloadable from that Bandcamp.
This piece is also about 15 minutes long and this is what it sounds like. Imagine a prolonged and severe aerial bombardment as heard permeating through the concrete walls of an underground command bunker. The creatures working in this HQ look and sound like a cross between gremlins (the cool, evil version, not the fluffy kind) and a scaly breed of those green things that worship ‘the claw’ in Toy Story. The mood is wretched because they are losing the war. The time for pushing model tanks around a map with sticks is long over and evacuation is the only option. As they trudge wearily through the vibrating corridors they bicker with squabbling gurgles. A brief attempt to raise the spirits with some music is instantly (and literally) squashed flat by a harmonica-activated booby trap. The atmosphere is both comic and dire. It is grimly compelling.
It might seem obvious that underpinning Posset’s squirming racket with some seriously ominous rumble would be a winning idea (bass is not the dictaphone’s strong point, after all) but nevertheless it still took me a while to warm to this. Its charms are not immediately evident but repeated exposure can lead to addictive behaviour. I’m currently taking it at least twice a day. It’s good medicine.
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