artifacts of the no-audience underground: infinite exchange label review part two
May 30, 2011 at 1:19 pm | Posted in new music, no audience underground | Leave a commentTags: drone, eyeballs, improv, infinite exchange, new music, no audience underground, posset, the zero map
Three more reviews of releases on Waz Hoola’s Infinite Exchange Records. No reservations this time, instead radiofreemidwich somehow holds three thumbs aloft. Neat trick, eh? As before, if you want to get hold of this stuff then please email Waz at theinfiniteexchange@hotmail.co.uk for details.
Eyeballs – Thief of Men (IECDR019)
This starts with rain. Cold, unforgiving, battering the moss covered stones of an ancient castle. As we drift through the impossibly thick walls, the pounding of the rain is subsumed into the noise of fires, machinery. Possibly we are now in some hellish corner of a gargantuan kitchen. Far above, in the opulent living quarters, a rite, a wake perhaps, is in progress. Snatches of the sombre processional music can occasionally be heard over the roar.
I wasn’t sure about this release at first but it has grown in stature with repeat listens. I am now quietly impressed. The music, a single track of 32 minutes, has coherence, a narrative drive and the commitment to work through its ideas at an appropriate pace. I like it.
Posset – Mump Grumpy (IECDR017)
Another half-hour of dictaphone-improv and brown ale fueled musique concrète from blog fave Joe Posset, RFM’s North East correspondent. Compared to other Posset releases I’ve reviewed, these seven tracks present a slightly edgier, more ambitious take on Joe’s the-world-is-my-fisher-price-activity-centre modus operandi.
There are, inevitably, laugh out loud moments – for example the priceless elastic band solo in ‘coleslaw surfeit’ – but, dare I say it, some of this comes close to expressing a Posset philosophy. In the 13 minute epic ‘verunk bluaghh’ a tape of mournful strings gets increasingly nobbled until it gives out and is replaced by a field recording of birds singing. How’s that for a critique of ‘proper’ music? Like the beatnik outsider hep-cat that he is, Joe champions spontaneity, possibility, humour and enthusiasm. That the cover features a mess of destroyed magnetic tape, a gleeful surrender to chaos, could not be more perfect. I bloody love Posset, me.
The Zero Map – Felis Cattus Domesticus (IECDR021)
And something special for dessert. You may have noticed that several of IE’s releases induced a narrative reverie in me and that I’ve been tempted to call on various wierd tales in order to explain the effect. Well, now it is time to reference the master…
Immediately prior to listening to this disc for the first time I had been enjoying a reading of At the Mountains of Madness by H.P. Lovecraft. The fit with ‘Sentience’, the first track, could not be more snug. This feels like a field recording of the relentless Arctic wind whistling and groaning as it whips around the non-euclidean angles of a long-abandoned alien city. Or is it deserted? There are strange vibrations emanating from far beneath the snow…
The second track, ‘Giving Birth’, is a cool drone piece suggesting the experience is far more placid and meditative than I had been led to believe.
The third and final track, ‘The Voices In My Head’, is a remarkable 20 minutes of layered, shifting textures that is as beguiling and unnerving as, well, having voices in your head.
Last night I woke from a nightmare and found myself trapped in that panic-inducing moment between sleep and consciousness. The universe was inexplicable and malevolent. Reduced, in fact, to Lovecraftian cosmic horror. As this is a regular occurence, I keep my mp3 player handy in order that I may distract myself back to sleep by listening to some music. Last night this track happened to be cued up and I found it strangely soothing. Not because it is at all soporific, it isn’t, but because it acknowledged the truth of my fears. Yes, it said to me, we get it…
What the music has to do with the title of the release, or the sweet snapshots of cats on the cover, is beyond me – perhaps they are The Cats of Ulthar? – but who cares? This is one of the best releases I’ve heard this year so far – the equal of the Jazzfinger disc reviewed in part one.
Buy from Waz (email address above) and/or visit The Zero Map’s WordPress blog.
artifacts of the no-audience underground: infinite exchange label review part one
May 27, 2011 at 8:17 pm | Posted in new music, no audience underground | Leave a commentTags: drone, improv, infinite exchange, jazzfinger, new music, no audience underground
Infinite Exchange Records, run by the improbably named Waz Hoola out of sunny Blyth, has spent the last five years or so handcrafting an intriguing catalogue of drones, improv and stoner rock. All releases come on black playstation style discs, which is a clever unifying touch, and are housed in nicely designed sleeves. The overall impression is of an enterprise with class and purpose. In an attempt to assuage my shame at not having heard of ‘em before I hereby present a short label overview in two parts, three reviews in each. My punishment for not being more attentive is that I have missed out on all the early releases, an impressive number of which have sold out.
To buy this stuff drop Waz a line at theinfiniteexchange@hotmail.co.uk and he will cut you a deal.
Jazzfinger – The Metal Eggs (IECDR016)
Let’s start with a something a bit special. Imagine a decaying, apparently abandoned, 18th Century tall ship, becalmed and lolling drunkenly in the lagoon of a rocky atoll. Lying sun-scorched and spread-eagled on the deck is the last remaining sailor. Now we are in his head, staring sightlessly upwards and listening to a hypnotic drone, roaring then lulling. It has no external source – it is a dehydration-induced figment of his delirium. The drone is augmented by flutes, by cymbals – an imaginative reconstruction from the sound of torn rigging and broken equipment slowly moving around the deck. This release is an audio diary of the ship’s last few days afloat. If you like, it is the precursor to the final hour documented by Nurse With Wound’s Salt Marie Celeste. Or perhaps it’s a soundtrack to the creepy wierd tale Voice in the Night by William Hope Hodgson (try it out: here’s an excellent reading courtesy of Librivox).
OK, so the sample from Lost Highway in the final track bursts my nautical bubble but the effect remains unnervingly sublime…
Mechanical Children – Convictual Tongue (IECDR020)
…to the ridiculous. More from Ben Jones and Sarah Sullivan of Jazzfinger. I know I said in the submission guidelines post that I wasn’t going to write about stuff I didn’t like but this release angried up the blood.
However, I will first praise the lovely package. This is a double disc set, housed in a mini-gatefold sleeve, with each disc snug within its own matt black inner sleeve. The artwork, by Kevin E Anderson, features exquisite drawings of trilobites or rather, I suspect, portmanteau creatures constructed from segments of several species. Intriguing and beautiful, it sets the expectation level to ‘very high indeed’.
Unfortunately, the content doesn’t do it justice. First a technical point: several of these tracks are considerably louder in one stereo channel than the other. I did a bit of troubleshooting and the problem is definitely with the recording. Fah, you might think, who cares? Well, if, like me, you do most of your noise appreciation via headphones it makes the music unlistenable. To have the business end screaming in one ear whilst a distant kitten farts gently in the other is discombobulating. What’s infuriating is that it is so easily rectified: a track can be dropped into Audacity and the channels balanced in less time than it takes to boil a kettle. Humph…
And what of the music? Mainly lumpy, undifferentiated, unedifying noise. What changes of pace we are treated to appear at random whenever someone finds a new preset to play with. This has the feel of a demo tape of someone tinkering with unfamiliar kit. It isn’t all bad though: the Children finally hit their stride in the final twenty minutes of the final track, ‘Joined by Shine’. If the whole release had been trimmed down to a 3″ CD-r containing just this bit then I would be urging you to buy. As it is: nah.
Bong – Bethmoora (IECDR015)
…and a quick one to finish. Check out the band name, the cover, the inverted cross that forms part of the logo. What do you think this is going to sound like? How about if I tell you the album comprises two twenty minute long tracks and a bonus disc includes an even longer cover of ‘set the controls for the heart of the sun’? C’mon man! The title is taken from a Lord Dunsany story! Yes, without hearing a note you know this is gonna be doom/sludge/stoner metal – basically very slow and very heavy. Being a single-minded exercise in replicating the genre tropes, it doesn’t disappoint on either count. If you dig this sort of thing, which luckily I do very much, then you are going to dig this. Not brimming with crossover appeal though.
Posset, The Zero Map and Eyeballs to come in part two…
42mm x 191mm… or: submission guidelines for review stuff
May 22, 2011 at 5:34 pm | Posted in blog info, no audience underground | Leave a commentTags: no audience underground

Much to my surprise, radiofreemidwich seems to have reached a kind of critical mass. After taking over a year to reach 4000 hits, getting to 7000 has only taken three months more. My post on Ceramic Hobs garnered over 100 hits in a single day and was apparently mentioned on that twitter and facebook. This officially makes me an internet sensation on a par with Justin Bieber or, erm…, the hamster dance? Sorry, memes aren’t my strong point.
Joking aside, I suspect that the tiny potential audience for these meanderings has now been more or less realised. In the hope of reaching this elite, a handful of optimistic players in the no-audience underground have been in touch offering me stuff that I might be tempted to review. This is very gratifying, and I have responded enthusiastically, but a tiny part of me is concerned enough to lay down a few ground rules.
It was tempting to fish out the infamously harsh demo submissions policy from the fencing flatworm recordings manifesto but there is no need for that. Back then I lost days of my finite and irreplacable life feeling compelled to listen to 74 minute CD-rs of Scandanavian bollock-scratching. Now I won’t bother. Thinking about it, the only thing I’m going to insist on is this:
42mm x 191mm
These are the dimensions of my letterbox’s aperture. If you wish to send me physical objects then please make sure your package is not too meaty to be stuffed through this orifice. If I have to go to the sorting office to pick it up I will get the hump: it is a long walk and their opening hours are not entirely helpful. If you felt like being all 21st Century about it then you could do what one space-age correspondent has done and zip up a bunch of mp3s, leave the folder on rapidshare and send me a link to go fetch ‘em. I can manage that.
Once these things are in my possession the next set of conditions will apply: 1. If I don’t like the music then, unless some other aspect of your project intrigues me, I will politely decline to write about it. I’d like to keep the blog positive. 2. If you send me a bunch of stuff then I reserve the right to ignore some bits, pick my favourites and just write about those. 3. I can’t promise a definite turnaround time, though I will promise to at least try everything that arrives here and give it a fair mulling over. Should this sound reasonable, then feel free to email me at the address on the ‘about me and this blog’ page.
clough, truant, termite club, phil todd and the lost second album
May 21, 2011 at 2:06 pm | Posted in fencing flatworm, musings, no audience underground | 4 CommentsTags: drone, fencing flatworm recordings, ffr, improv, jackie-o motherfucker, mp3, no audience underground, phil todd, prp group, rancid poultry, termite club, truant, vibracathedral orchestra
ff010 truant – zellaby’s beautiful sacrifice
Michael Clough, known universally as Clough, or Cloughy to his closest confidants, bestrode the Leeds experimental music scene like a loose-limbed, roll-up-smoking colossus. A scholar of improvised music, a dry wit and as Yorkshire as a pontefract cake, he played bass in the legendary kraut/prog outfit Rancid Poultry and their successors PRP Group. The latter were so rigourously mysterious that, despite a weekly rehearsal commitment, the trio’s compulsive perfectionism meant recordings were rare and gigs vanishingly uncommon. He also manipulated squiggle-boxes for microsound troupe Klunk and helped run the Leeds free-music institution Termite Club. It is through the latter that we came to be friends.
Cloughy, like Julian who I was bromancing at a similar time, was one of those chaps I was always glad to see at gigs because I knew that, in his company, the night would be fun no matter the quality of the music. We met for lunch, along with Neil Campbell, once a week to talk nonsense about music and when I picture him he is always wearing a shirt (sleeves rolled up) and tie as he had always ‘come straight from work’. I left his wedding reception early in order to see Whitehouse. It was perhaps inevitable, given our shared interest in long-form electronic music, that we would hatch a band together.
The name ‘Truant’ came about, I think, as a kind of joke: Cloughy was busy with PRP Group, I was busy with midwich/fencing flatworm – Truant was what we did when we were bunking off. The idea was simple: we would create semi-improvised, fairly lengthy tracks constructed from loops and throbs ‘playing themselves’ over which Clough would add a moody bassline. Our very first attempt was recorded for posterity, prosaically titled ‘rehearsal’ and skillfully mixed by Cloughy into something we both thought promising. You can hear it by clicking on…
In fact, so proud was I of this swing-and-hit that I clipped two bits out to be the A and B sides of a 7″ single. Money stopped this from being realised, unfortunately, so why not imagine sliding a black disc onto a turntable as you click on the below:
There were three gigs I can remember (by which I mean document – I keep my memories in box files as my head is not entirely reliable), all of which took place in the space-age year 2000.
The gig above was on a blisteringly hot summer Sunday. We throbbed and shimmered as people rolled up then joined in with the slack-jawed-but-delighted response to outsider magician June Powers. He entertained us with a set of untricks that had us worrying about his mental health. This was so odd that if its reality wasn’t confirmed by the poster I’d have thought that I dreamt it. Vibracathedral were in their prime and finally put to bed all those Velvet Underground comparisons by playing with their backs to the audience behind a curtain of silver tinsel – you see? Nothing like ‘em! Note comical entrance fee – those were’t days, eh?
Secondly came one of my favourite experiences of playing live. Again at the Royal Park, again sweltering – though this time due to being rammed with people. As Jackie-O Motherfucker had about 27 members and the stage was full of gear, we set up at the mixing desk. The vibrations from our bass-heavy set started the drum skins hissing and strings vibrating until the instruments on stage were playing themselves. When Jackie-O came on they jammed along with us before, as we faded out, beginning their meandering proper. It was a magical moment for me.
The third and final gig of 2000 was at the terrific Termite Club Festival in November. In between this and the last gig Truant had become a power trio with the addition of Phil Todd on guitar. Phil had recently moved to Leeds from Stoke and needed to be distracted from his oatcake withdrawal. He did this by getting involved with every musical project within a five mile radius of the Adelphi Hotel (now cruelly gentrified, alas).
I remember this weekend very fondly despite many of the reasons for doing so being ignoble or infamous. Cloughy and I were on the door on Friday and the headliners V/VM gave us a bunch of CDs to sell on their behalf. After their gruelling set of mangled pop covers we gave this unwanted product back to a guy we thought was a member of the band. Unfortunately, he wasn’t and the bewildered punter scarpered with his unexpected haul. In our defense V/VM were playing wearing masks, but they were unimpressed with our gaffe and later made caustic remarks about Arts Council funded gigs which I suspect were aimed at us. Oops.
The headliner booked for Saturday was legendary improv guitarist Derek Bailey (who sadly died in 2005 – rest in peace, Derek). A few days before the show, I was sat staring at the peeling wallpaper in my slug-infested hovel when the ‘phone rang: it was him! At first I was so star-struck that I didn’t really cotton on to what he was saying. “Holy fuck! Derek Bailey is speaking to me!” I thought, “He’s telling me that he has the shits so bad he has to cancel! Amazing! Hang on, wait a minute – what was that?!” Luckily, Paul Hession (officially the best percussionist in the UK) who had been booked as Bailey’s foil roped in fellow free-jazz wildmen Mick Beck (wind) and Pat Thomas (keys) to play instead. They delighted the crowd by channelling the spirit of Sun Ra and tearing the place up. Sometime later Mick offered me the recording of this set to release on fencing flatworm and I bit his hand off.
But I get ahead of myself – earlier it was our turn. I was already jittery having been shouted at by Mick Flower of Vibracathedral for standing on a snake’s nest of cables that was apparently a vital component of his set-up (though now I suspect he was joking with me – not always easy to tell). I attempted to gloss over my nerves with beer and volume. I was ‘playing’ a loop of vinyl out-groove crackle that was layered and amplified into a wall of white noise, Cloughy’s vintage synth gave out a bowel-churning wobble, Phil took the role of the absent Bailey and crashed out some improv guitar. We had people pressed against the back wall of the venue, including some hapless work colleagues who had turned up out of politeness and had no idea what was happening. I enjoyed it but Phil was grumpy that I had drowned out his solos. I thought we were ‘sparring’ but was apparently mistaken. Heh, heh – I’ll never understand how improv is supposed to ‘work’. Maybe we should have rehearsed.
Anyway, I’m unsure of the chronology but the first album must have been recorded around this time, as a three piece, in Cloughy’s attic, mixed by him and released as ‘zellaby’s beautiful sacrifice’ by me on ffr. One track, titled that fight you lost, clocking in at well over half an hour, built from relentless throbbing (Clough), loops and swooshes (me) and guitar maltreated in various interesting ways (Phil). Phil is dismissive of his playing on this piece but I dig it. All hipster fans of Emeralds please note: this is how it should be done.
At some later date the three of us returned to the attic to record the follow up and here began the end of Truant. The recording was, I think, more ambitious and more accomplished than our first attempt and I was impressed with the first mix. However, as I remember it (and note: I am an unreliable narrator) Clough wanted less guitar and Phil, unsurprisingly, wanted more. The issue was never resolved, the album, ironically titled ‘The Truant Accord’, was quietly shelved, and Truant ceased to be. I was pleased to have done something so rock ‘n’ roll as to split up over musical differences but other than that the situation sucked. Years past.
I realise that throughout I have been referring to Cloughy in the past tense. This is not a eulogy, the guy hasn’t died. It’s worse: he moved to London. Ha! I jest. He and his better half Marie are enjoying life in the seething metropolis and getting on with the business of raising a kid. We had drifted apart but, in an amusing piece of synchronicity, he got in touch via this blog at almost exactly the same time Phil and I dug out and re-listened to the long lost second Truant album. We did this independently of each other – the time is obviously ripe. All disagreements have been forgotten and when a CD-r was suggested there was a vigorous nodding of heads.
So watch this space. Coming soon on Memoirs of an Aesthete/fencing flatworm recordings…
EDIT: Phil offers a correction:
If I remember rightly, the 2nd CD didn’t get released cos I wanted to hold out to find a label who would do it as a proper CD - never happened needless to say…
Heh, heh – told you I wasn’t to be trusted! Hah – I’m gonna front it out: I’m a storyteller, not a historian…
why I’m scared of ceramic hobs
May 11, 2011 at 11:38 am | Posted in musings, new music, no audience underground | 5 CommentsTags: ceramic hobs, depression, new music, no audience underground, visual art, zines
The other day two of my fields of interest coincided (fanzine culture and slavishly following Idwal Fisher) and led to me establishing contact with Dr. Adolf Steg the creator of Spon. The good Doctor kindly sent me the whole five issue run of this comic/art/fanzine. Contents include: heavily-laden, full-page graphics in brain-frying colours, hypnotising paintings and interviews with the artist Carlito Juanito, Steg himself and Simon Morris (/Harris) of Ceramic Hobs. For further details see the write up over at Idwal or visit Dr. Steg’s website directly. Suffice to say that these brief documents are essential reading for anyone interested in art with an ‘outsider feel’ (for want of a less culturally loaded term) or in the machinations of the Blackpool psychiatric underground.
Speaking of the latter, and of the aforementioned Simon Morris, another parcel followed from Dr. S this time containing a copy of the last Ceramic Hobs album ‘Oz Oz Alice’. Steg described it as ‘fucking brilliant’ and I wholeheartedly agree. In fact, it is a kind of masterpiece. Despite being fired from the usual stylistic scattergun, the vision here is so unified and fleshed out that it is hard to pick highlights. Maybe the balls-out punk of ‘Irish Jew’, or the startling power electronic demolition of 80s soft rockers Toto, or the whole 35 minute swirling nightmare of the title track. Everything that is great about the Hobs is here perfected. Buy it.
So what is up with the title of this post, eh? Why am I scared of this band? Well, it isn’t anything to do with ‘em on a personal level, of course. Simon has been charm personified on the few occasions I’ve met him face to face. It isn’t the music either. I own several hours of their recorded output and even released an album by them myself on oTo, the tape label offshoot of FFR. I was delighted when they offered it to me: a bravado piece of editing stitching together innumerable cover versions from the Hobs archive. When I’ve seen them live they have been consistently hilarious, unsettling, and hard rocking. Each gig a memorable and strangely life affirming experience. What I’m scared of, I guess, is what they reveal – or what they imply – about mental illness.
First some context. Regular readers will know that I suffer with depression but, by and large, manage it fairly well. I’ve never harmed myself or others because of it. I’ve never been hospitalised or imprisoned. It does limit my engagement with the world and, once every couple of years, I cease functioning, fall off the wall, and endure a miserable few months as healthcare professionals help me put humpty together again. I’ve been on one medication after another for 14 years.
I suppose the silver lining to this condition is that I have learnt to value the good times. I take a great deal of pleasure from life when I am well. From the big stuff, like the love of my wife, to the small, like the texture of a good risotto, nothing goes unappreciated. I do not bumble oblivious. That’s it though. For every other reason I hate this illness and if I could get rid of it by pressing a button you would have to prise my thumb off it. There are no compensatory highs. It does not afford me access to a mystical state that the merely sane could never comprehend. It does not augment my life in any way. Time spent ill is, for me, wasted – dead. Black holes in an otherwise happy life of ant-like conformity.
This is not the attitude expressed by Ceramic Hobs. Despite, or more likely because of, the fact that Simon’s ‘problems’ are orders of magnitude more serious than mine he has found a way of exploring it, augmenting it with drugs, alcohol and erudition and using it to inform both creative endeavour and a contrary, alternative worldview. I am reminded of a comment by Jean Dubuffet, he of ‘Art Brut’, about the artist Aloïse Corbaz:
She cured herself by the process which consists in ceasing to fight against the illness and undertaking on the contrary to cultivate it, to make use of it, to wonder at it, to turn it into an exciting reason for living. … She had discovered the realm of the incoherent, she had come to realise the profusion of fruits that it can yield
Now we’re getting closer to my fears. As I get nothing from my depression but stultifying misery, the idea of cultivating mental illness, or even ceding control to it, is terrifying to the point of being barely comprehensible to me. In stark contrast, Simon is militantly committed to it. In the Spon interview, he concludes an unflinching description of Oz Oz Alice’s gruelling creation thus:
…I can’t do anything as dangerous as that again if I am physically to survive. But I do think that artists should be ready to put their work above all else in life and risk health and sanity for it, otherwise it is a fucking half-arsed hobby.
So what we get with Ceramic Hobs at their best, as on this album, is a genuine product of madness. And such is my worry that ‘there but for the grace of God go I’ that I find this as frightening as it is awe-inspiring. Simon acknowledges this, again from the Spon interview:
If it is anything it is a horror record, a deliberate bad trip which might impact on a listener in unexpected and unfortunate ways.
This band is not only ‘going there’ but doing so willingly and, whilst there, using some voodoo power to create this music for the rest of us. My mind boggles - rather them than me. Simon suggests that this might be the last Ceramic Hobs album. I very much hope it isn’t but, if so, it would be a magnificent way to bow out. Whilst waiting to hear what, if anything, comes next I’ll replay Oz Oz Alice and the rest of their catalogue and happily keep my own hobbies half-arsed.
posset and andrew perry, slight return
May 7, 2011 at 4:18 pm | Posted in new music, no audience underground | Leave a commentTags: andrew perry, drone, improv, new music, no audience underground, posset
An unadorned and playable copy of this CD-r arrived for me yesterday (thank you Joe, you are a gentleman) and I am now in a position to comment on the music. Here goes: it is great. More? OK, how about this:
Picture a charming old-fashioned toy shop full of music boxes, pull-my-string-and-hear-me-speak dolls, and other delightful noise-making products made to enchant grateful children. Now picture a Geordie lunatic pouring petrol through the letterbox and torching the place. He hides around the corner, waits for the Fire Brigade to soak everything, then sneaks back and steals the sodden, carbonised remains of these toys. He then lays ‘em all out on the floor of his garage, presses record on his dictaphone and gets to work. The resultant glorious racket is the sound of Posset.
Andrew Perry’s ‘hope is for the weak’ – a single 23 minute track in several parts – is a revelation. There is some proper noise, presumably a field recording of the burning toy-shop, overlaid with some shimmering astralness, a bit that sounds worryingly like an attempt to machine-wash pebbles, a purring cat, and some pushed-into-the-red loopy droning adorned with guitar sparkles. It is engaging, uplifting and, ironically, full of hope. I loved it.
Since the initial post I’ve established that Martin of Fuckin’ Amateurs can be contacted via thinkpinkfairies@aol.com. Also, a list of their back catalogue can be seen at discogs - well some of it at least: there are ’29 submissions pending’! Blimey – I feel like I’ve peeked into what I thought was a little cupboard and discovered the North-East Improv equivalent of the warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark…
artifacts of the no-audience underground: posset and andrew perry
May 3, 2011 at 12:02 pm | Posted in new music, no audience underground | Leave a commentTags: andrew perry, improv, new music, no audience underground, posset
andrew perry and posset
posset (23 minutes, 3 tracks) and andrew perry (23 minutes, 1 track), CD-r in slimline DVD case, fuckin’ amateurs #52
Always nice to come home from work and find an unsolicited jiffy bag on the doormat. This one was sent by RFM’s Newcastle correspondent Joe Posset and contained a split CD-r he shares with the equally prolific Andrew Perry. A short review of the music, courtesy of imaginary Aussie fanzine Sensory Vexations, can be read on Joe’s blog here. However, my listening pleasure was hampered by the following silliness…
This CD-r came with a puffy letter ‘E’ stuck to the non-playing side (or numeral ’3′ depending on your relative position) which sits proud of the surface by a millimeter or so. Not much, but just enough to make it unplayable on my laptop. An attempt to do so led to an alarming grinding noise (no, that wasn’t the music) and crashed two different bits of ripping software. There are other CD players in the house but, as I wish to maintain a state of marital bliss, most of my music appreciation is done via walkman/mp3 player. As such this remains unheard. I can’t pick the bloody ‘E’ off and, frankly, if a release requires me to find a chisel then I lose interest pretty quick.
Fuckin’ Amateurs are aware of this issue. The insert contains the following information:
HOW! CHANCES ARE THIS DISC WILL MALFUNCTION IN YOUR PLAYER AND WILL ONLY WORK WHEN THE LETTERS ON DISC ARE REMOVED
Discovering this provoked a serious grump: “what a studenty affectation of carelessness,” I said out loud to no-one in particular, “what a waste of everyone’s time.” Such was my discontent that Joe sensed it all the way up in Newcastle and immediately leapt to their aid:
Martin (& Jamie who run F#A!) did say the stick-on letters were, in retrospect, a mistake…hence the disclaimer. I guess a lot of these things depend on context. I’ve been aware of F#A! for 3 or 4 years and I have to say they run their affairs with the sort of integrity and dogged determination of Dischord/SST/Shimmy Disc/Choc Monk. Most discs are given away for free, many come with badges, photos, booklets all realised on a less-than zero budget. I totally understand the frustration of not getting the disc to work, I know F#A! want you to hear it and don’t want you to knack your laptop.
Now all this sounds great doesn’t it? I’m a sucker for an impassioned defence. Even before I hear the ‘clean’ copy that Joe has promised me I just know that it is going to be good. Fuckin’ Amateurs are too punk to put contact details on the packaging so, should you have faith in the robustness of your CD player, this release can be had direct from Joe (sweetflagfour@blueyonder.co.uk) for £3.
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